We’ve all heard about how Windows Vista will be shipped in countless flavours; presumably as a means by Microsoft to covertly suck more money out of the consumers. Well I wondered: what if Vista was a car?
Windows Vista Editions:
Starter Edition: A car powered by a lawnmower engine.
Home Basic Edition: A car with a decent engine. No steering wheel.
Home Premium Edition: Decent car. Steering wheel. Sound system. No airbags.
Pro Edition: Good car. Airbags. No sound system.
Ultimate Pro Gazookle Super Edition: Car comes with airbags AND sound system! Mind you, that extra difference costs you your new house.