The crazy woman!

I went to Best Buy today to buy some hard drives for the Rice Tea movie. The way back by bus involves a stop over at the local Elmvale bus station.

While waiting at the station, my boyfriend was resting his head on my shoulders. He then wandered off to check the schedules. At this point, a crazy woman approached me. She said, and I quote,

If I saw my son kissing a gay man, I’d cut off both their heads [woman does slicing motion] and hope that they’d hit the ground at the same time.

Jay overhears this and comes over. I reply “I don’t care because I love him.” The crazy woman wanders off. We hadn’t kissed, but if there was any time to do it, this was it. I look at my boyfriend – “kiss?” And he gives me a great smooch. The woman is appalled and makes a grunting sound that would make Chewbaca proud. I then yell out “We can French kiss if you want!”

Artist’s Impression of Said Crazy Woman

There were young people by us, no older than 18. They laughed. So did we. The woman proceeded to tell the strangers around her about how horrible people we were. No point in getting upset over her, she evidently had some screws missing.

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