Conservatives: We don’t experience this issue, therefore it doesn’t exist. We oppose any solution that works because it would victimize us.
Liberals: We don’t experience this issue but we’re good at listening. We’ll pass laws that address the issue for those most like us. The rest will be criminalized.
NDP: Some among us experience this issue. We’ll pass laws that are slightly more encompassing than the Liberals. The rest will be criminalized.
Bloc Québécois: Glares at the NDP.
Christian Heritage: Those who experience this issue deserve it. In fact, we want to pass laws that punish those who experience this issue.
Libertarian: We don’t experience this issue, therefore it’s not our problem. We oppose any solution unless it makes us money.
Communist (Marxist-Leninist): This is a class issue so the problem will solve itself once we’re in power. Anyone who brings it up thereafter is a counter-revolutionary.
Pirate: We don’t know anything about the issue but we think that freeing documentaries from copyright will help.
Rhinoceros: OMG THERE ARE PICTURES OF CATS ON THE INTERNET.
This perception is through the lens of my own views. It’ll be interesting to see where I stand in ten years and how I view different parties.
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One response to “Social Issues by Party”
laughed out loud. Thanks. I loved the response by the ‘Rhino’ party. Maybe this type of satire provides an effective p.o.v. for getting even the most difficult subject across.