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  • Vegan Billionaire Bars

    Vegan Billionaire Bars

    There’s a few food blogs I check up on regularly for ideas. One of them is Kevin and Amanda and last month they posted this decadent recipe for Cookie Dough Billionaire Bars.

    I had never heard of billionaire bars before. It’s a bar with a shortbread base, topped with caramel, followed by a layer of cookie dough and with a chocolate ganache.

    There’s a bunch of recipes online and they all seemed to point to the same source: a book called The Cookie Dough Lover’s Cookbook. Anywho, I decided to do a vegan version for a potluck at work.

    Shortbread Base

    • ¼ Cup Brown Sugar
    • 1 Cup Sugar
    • 2 Cup Vegan Butter (eg. Earth Balance)
    • 3 ¾ Cup Flour
    • ½ Tsp Salt
    1. Preheat the oven to 350 F.
    2. Grease a lasagne pan and line with parchment paper. This is optional but it’ll make your life easier.
    3. Beat the butter and sugar until light and fluffy.
    4. Add the flour and salt.
    5. Put the dough in the parchment-lined lasagne pan. Press it down.
    6. Bake until the edges are slightly browned. About 30-35 minutes.
    7. Let cool.

    Caramel

    • 1 Cup Sugar
    • ¾ Cup + 2 Tbsp Vegan Milk (eg. Unsweetend Almond Milk)
    • ¼ Cup Maple Syrup
    • 1 Tbsp Vegan Butter
    • ½ Tsp Vanilla
    • ⅛ Tsp Salt
    1. Mix all ingredients in a sauce pan.
    2. Cook until amber. Stir constantly. About 10 minutes.
    3. Place in ice bath to stop the mixture from cooking further.
    4. Pour the caramel sauce over the cooled shortbread.
    5. Refrigerate for 1 hour, or freeze for 15 minutes.

    Cookie Dough

    • 1 Cup Brown Sugar
    • ½ Cup Vegan Butter
    • 1 Tbsp Maple Syrup
    • ¼ Cup Unsweetend Apple Sauce
    • 1 Tsp Vanilla
    • 1 ½ Cup Flour
    • ¼ Tsp Salt
    • 1 Cup Dairy-Free Chocolate Chips
    1. Cream butter and sugars until light and fluffy.
    2. Add the maple syrup, apple sauce and vanilla. Mix until consistent.
    3. Add the flour and salt. Stir until smooth.
    4. Add the chocolate chips. Mix.
    5. Spread over the caramel layer in the pan.
    6. Refrigerate.

    Chocolate Ganache

    • 2 Cups Dairy-Free Chocolate Chips
    • ¾ Cup + 1 Tbsp Vegan Milk
    1. In a small sauce pan on low heat, combine chocolate chips and milk.
    2. Stir until chocolate mixture takes on a glossy finish.
    3. Pour over the cookie dough layer and chill until set. Approximately 30 minutes.

    Thoughts

    It’s very rich, sweet and dense. You can taste the two-plus cups of butter that are within. The caramel recipe I used was pretty runny and ended up getting absorbed by the shortbread. I think if I were to do this again I’d use a different recipe for that, or let the caramel cool a bit first so that it forms a distinctive layer.

    It’s a fun recipe but I don’t see me making it again. It’s too heavy. If you cut it, I recommend doing thin slices.

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  • Vegan Almond Cake

    Vegan Almond Cake

    I was looking for a simple vegan cake recipe and stumbled on this one. I found a separate (dairy-free) cream cheese icing recipe to go with the Tofutti container I had in my fridge. The portions make a single-layered cake in an 8″ cake pan. I doubled everything to make a two-layer cake.

    Almond Cake (Original)

    • 1 Cup Unsweetened Almond Milk
    • 1 Tbsp Vinegar
    • 1 1/2 Cup Flour
    • 1 Cup Sugar
    • 1 Tsp Baking Soda
    • 1 Tsp Baking Powder
    • 1/2 Tsp Salt
    • 1/3 Cup Oil
    • 1/4 Cup Water
    • 1 Tbsp Lemon Juice
    • 1 Tbsp Vanilla Extract
    • 1/4 Tsp Almond Extract
    1. Set the oven to 350 F.
    2. Grease and flour the cake pan.
    3. Stir milk and vinegar in a cup.
    4. Mix all the dry ingredients together in a bowl.
    5. Mix the remaining wet ingredients together in a separate bowl.
    6. Add the milk mixture to the wet ingredients bowl and mix.
    7. Pour wet ingredients into dry ingredients. Stir mixture until batter is lump free.
    8. Pour into baking pan and place in the oven until a toothpick/fork inserted into the middle of the cake comes out clean. Approx 35 minutes.

    Almond Cream Cheese Frosting (Original)

    • 1/4 Cup Vegan Butter (eg. Earth Balance)
    • 1/4 Cup Vegan Cream Cheese (eg. Tofutti)
    • 2 Cups Icing Sugar
    • 1 Tsp Vanilla Extract
    • 1/4 Tsp Almond Extract
    • Sliced Almonds (Optional)
    1. Cream butter and cream cheese until fluffy.
    2. Add in icing sugar and mix until smooth.
    3. Add vanilla and almond extract, stir until consistent.
    4. Apply frosting to a cool cake and top with sliced almonds. I used candy confetti instead of almond slices – it’s whatever you want!

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    Thoughts

    This cake came out dense but moist – which is as the author of the recipe I plagiarized this from said it would be like. Very similar to banana bread. I really like the almond theme, but I’d like for a lighter cake – so I probably won’t make this again.

  • Goodbye Ubuntu, Hello Arch

    Goodbye Ubuntu, Hello Arch

    At the time I first adopted Ubuntu in 2004/2005, Linux really wasn’t a good choice for the average home user. It was easy to screw up the installation, key hardware like your sound card or network adapter wouldn’t work, you didn’t have software to do basic things like video editing, you probably had to open up a terminal window at some point, and most desktop environments looked ten years behind their competitors.

    The Linux desktop today is entirely different, and Ubuntu was part of the story in that shift. They started off by providing an easy installation process and a polished desktop. That’s what drew me into it. They kept up-to-date with the kernels, which meant better hardware support. They worked lots on ease of use around downloading new software and keeping it up-to-date. Meanwhile in the Linux world, software options really started to improve for the general user. GIMP started to become a viable alternative to most Photoshop use-cases. LibreOffice was competitive to Microsoft Office. Hardware support became better than Windows. Desktop Environments like KDE 4, GNOME 3, Unity, Cinnamon best the visuals of Windows and Mac OS.

    Then Ubuntu in efforts to expand to new markets started to make some decisions that didn’t work for me as a desktop user. It was time for me to switch. Question was – to what? There were lots of options these days for a solid home desktop experience.

    I did however want a few things. I didn’t want to have things break by installing my desktop environment of choice, which is Cinnamon. I wanted software repositories that had fresher content than Debian Testing. I wanted those repositories to also be pretty big. I wanted rolling releases. I wanted a distro with a bit of history to prove that it had some staying power. It needed to be able to run Netflix rather painlessly. Hardware needed to be a non-issue.

    I settled on Arch Linux. I’m glad I did. It’s everything I wanted from an operating system.

    However, this would definitively not be the one I’d recommend to Linux newbies. There isn’t an installer with Arch. Installing means that you’re dumped into a terminal emulator, and you have to manually partition, configure the bootloader, install base packages, install Xorg, etc. I had to compile WINE from scratch, which took three hours on my little laptop. Bluetooth didn’t work out of the box with Cinnamon 2.0, I needed to switch to a version of the DE from the user community repository. There was a bit of dependency hell before I discovered the yaourt package manager. In the end, it took me two days to get the system working as I wanted.

    Arch Linux is wonderful for those who want the latest and like tinkering, but terrible for those who just want a Linux system that works. For them, I’d probably recommend Linux Mint or Ubuntu.

  • Strawberry Shortcake Doughnut Muffins

    Strawberry Shortcake Doughnut Muffins

    Same recipe, two different products depending on what pan you use! If you have a miniature muffin pan, you can make tiny strawberry shortcakes. If you have a doughnut pan, you can make brown butter cinnamon sugar doughnuts. Both options are vegan.

    Doughnut Muffins

    • 6 Tbsp Vegan Butter (eg. Earth Balance)
    • 6 Tbsp Sugar
    • 1/4 Cup Unsweetened Apple Sauce
    • 1 1/2 Cup Flour
    • 1 1/2 Tbsp Baking Powder
    • 1 Tsp Salt
    • 3/4 Cup Unsweetened Almond Milk
    1. Set the oven to 350 F.
    2. Beat the butter and sugar in a large bowl until light and creamy.
    3. Add the apple sauce.
    4. In a small bowl, mix the flour with the baking powder and salt.
    5. Add the dry ingredients to the wet, as well as the milk. Stir until well combined but don’t over mix.
    6. Pour in miniature muffin pan. Bake for 15 minutes.

    Brown Butter Cinnamon Sugar Crust

    • 3/4 Cup Vegan Butter That Can Brown (eg. Earth Balance)
    • 1 Cup Sugar
    • 1 Tbsp Cinnamon
    1. Combine the sugar and cinnamon in a bowl.
    2. Melt butter in a sauce pan and stir. Stir constantly as it browns.
    3. Pour the butter in a second bowl.
    4. When the baked muffins are cool enough to handle, dunk the tops in the melted butter and sprinkle the cinnamon sugar by the spoon-full. Sprinkling the cinnamon sugar as opposed to rolling it in the sugar mix prevents the melted butter from making moist clumps with the sugar.

    Vanilla Buttercream Frosting (Optional)

    • 6 Tbsp Vegan Butter
    • 1 Cup Icing Sugar
    • 1 Tbsp Vegan Milk
    • 1 Tsp Vanilla
    • Strawberries
    1. Mix all of the ingredients except the strawberries in a bowl until smooth.
    2. Pipe onto muffins and top with a sliced strawberry.

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    Notes

    You can use this batter to make baked doughnuts as well. This is a veganized version of a recipe I spotted on Kevin & Amanda. They said their recipe could make 18-20 miniature muffins, but it was closer to double that. So I halved the recipe, applied a few substitutions, and increased the baking powder usage. The end result was tasty.

    I like this recipe, I don’t know whether I’d consider it a favourite. This works just as well without the buttercream frosting.

  • Philly & Atlantic City

    Philly & Atlantic City

    A good friend and I trekked out over Thanksgiving weekend to Philadelphia to see an Aimee Mann concert. For regulars of this blog, you’ll know the friend as JT Alfons.

    We arrived to the hotel on Friday evening, headed out to Harrisburg for the concert that night. It was pouring rain and visibility on the roads was terrible. That was a frightening two hours. We were a little behind arriving, but we found the street the venue was on – Walnut St.

    Turns out, Harrisburg has two Walnut Streets. Not just “East” and “West”, but two entirely independent roads with the same name. We found the correct one, came in and missed just a few minutes of the opening act. The concert was really enjoyable.

    The following morning, we hit up Philly. We ate a Philly Cheesesteak, which I was informed uses Cheese Whiz for the real thing. JT found a spot with a good reputation and we dined. I have to say, I tasted the Whiz. It was pretty disgusting – but it was an experience and I’m glad I had it. We walked around, stumbing on the Philly Trans March. That was really cool. We visited historical sites, many of which were closed due to the government shutdown that’s currently in effect in the US. We hit up the art museum famous for where Stallone’s character from “Rocky” climbed up the steps then made our way back.

    That night, we watched FOX News, which was educational. The ads were clearly aimed at elderly viewers and the content was all highly ideological right-wing stuff. They had a show on “Victimhood” in which it was alleged that black people were to blame for racism. In a separate show, they took aim at recipients of food assistance programs, who receive about $4 a day for food. Then against those who were seeking to raise minimum wage from $7 an hour. Watching it, the station seemed to base its spin on its existing spin, further removing itself from predominant perceptions on the ground. Little wonder the outcome of the 2012 election left them baffled.

    On Sunday, we went to Atlantic City. What a city of contrasts – a block away from the board walk and its casinos is absolute poverty. We had a sandwich there in a shack called White House, which was the best sub I’ve ever had. The half-size one was still over a foot long, had more meat than a packed deli display, and was all of $6.

    There wasn’t much to do in Atlantic City, so after a very pleasant walk we made our way back home.